untagged - Worst technobabble you've ever heard -

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following egregious pop culture perversion of programming, outlandishly insane technobabble have ever heard, either in fiction or real life?

extra points unfortunates real life stories beat hollywood.

note: feel free sketch out necessary such gibberish work.

an engineer @ sgi told me customer called in complain "circle mode" on external cdrom not working. said "tell me more circle mode". said, "well, there's switch on line , circle. works in line mode, not in circle mode." engineer told "just leave in line mode, circle mode hasn't been implemented yet."


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